WhenLady Gagaarrived at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards wearing a dress made of raw meat,I distinctly remember thinking,I want that in my house as art one day.Unfortunately,that never materialized—but the meat dress has gone down in red-carpet history,and it's now on display at the Haus of Gaga exhibit in Las Vegas.So this means one thing: I'm moving in.
Yup,it's time to break my lease,leave my life in New York,and set up shop inside the Park MGM,where the Haus of Gaga is located and where she's doing herEnigmaresidency.It's my destiny to sleep next to the meat dress.
Okay,okay,this probably wouldn't work out.The second I stayed past closing time,a security guard would come up to me and say,"I don't care how many times you sawA Star Is Bornin theaters.You're trespassing." Then I'd be thrown in jail the way Gaga was in the "Telephone" music video—only Beyoncé wouldn't come bail me out.It'd be a whole thing.So I can'treallylive there.But just imagine.
Who cares about a kitchen or a bathroom when you haveLady Gaga's w88手机版登录fashion archives to support you?I wouldn't eat her meat dress,of course—but the fumes it surely emanates would give me all the protein I need.The orbit dress from the 2010 Grammys?Gazing at it would be more relaxing than getting a full night's sleep.
Picture coming home at the end of the day and being greeted by thisArtPoplook.It would make the endless lines at every Vegas buffet worth it.